Birds and driving

Hi

Well we thought our little family on the balcony had
gone this morning
The bird has left the nest, but found it sheltering under
the Air Con unit and now roaming the balcony and all the
plants that have been left out there.
Won't be long till it flies off the 6th floor, just so long as it can flap its wings before the hard bit at the bottom.

Anyone know how long they stay for? Getting more like a proper pigeon every day

Meanwhile it was day of rest for Mrs Pimms , gym and pool closed on a Tuesday so lazed around all day reading and surfing.
Computer skills have come on leaps and bounds and can now manage to type using both hands.

Meanwhile on the subject of driving since we are in the dented car capital of the world.
How to tell where a driver comes from
1 hand on the wheel, 1 hand on the horn
Gurgaon call centre driver

One hand on the wheel, two fingers out the window
Glasgow

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the newspaper, foot solidly on the accelerator
Luton

One hand on the wheel , cradling cell phone , brick on the accelerator
London

Both hands on the wheel, eyes shut , both feet on brake , quivering in terror
Kerela , but driving in Delhi

Both hands in the air, gesturing , both feet on the accelerator , head turned to talk to someone in back seat
Paris

One hand on lap, one knee on wheel, cradling phone, foot on brake, mind on the
game: Cricket supporter

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds out the window
Deep South USA

One hand constantly refocusing the rear view mirror to show different angles
for getting the lippi , mascara and face pack on , one hand going between brush , phone, and handbag, both feet on the accelerator , rockwieler steering car
Birmingham( Normally a female)

Two hands gripping the handlebars , reddish hair just visible under the canopy, driving at 25khr on the 4 lane highway in the outside lane with the right indicator on
Rickshaw driver on the NH8

Two hand on the handlebars , two hands on the person infront with another two hands holding on to the second person and a final two hands holding the saddle, and four paws wherever they fit.
Motor bike , yep the NH8

No hands , eyes shut, horizontal on the bed of a cart, but holding the reins to the two oxen who know where to go
NH8 again

Anymore ?


Namaste