Well another update on what we are up to , no piccies as back online on new computer
Weather has turned for the better and Mr Blenders Chillies are shooting up, well he was getting withdrawal symptoms not growing anything last year .
Have two types , hot and really hot on the scoville scale
Just wait till these go into the rajma , a special one to take to work for everyone to sample
Will be very Indian
Meanwhile Mrs Pimms has taken to rugmaking , just to keep busy in the day
Sounds like the type of this for serious therapy , perhaps it is, well that is when she is not too busy with the gym, nailspa, shopping in M&S, tea and tiffin around the network, life is very tough for some people.
Vinod our new housekeeper is cooking some excellent saturday night dishes , chillie chicken this weekend, and poor us just sit until dinner is served , eat and sit again, as not allowed to do anything , he says its his job. Just look what we will miss in years to come
We even have a new Guard on our appartment block, 100% for the coming to attention detail he gave us the other night after dancing the night away at a scotish get together. Life makes you smile at the simplest things.
And last another top ten
1-Circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain And check that it has gone.
2-Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
3-Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.
4-Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the king thing in the first place, you fat barsteward
5-Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.
6-Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cake again.
7-An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
8-Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.
9-Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.
9 again -Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.
9 and a quarter -Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.
9 and a little bit -High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
9 ish -Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.
Yep 9 again -Corsa drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so It may as well look like one.
Nearly 10 -A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
Very Nearly 10 -Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.
10-.6At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy 'Next customer Please' sign for dyslexic shoppers.
10-0.5- Girls. Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date. All he's interested in is seeing you naked.
10 at last- Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.
Namaste
