Allo Allo

Allo Allo from a rainy france

Yep it doea rain a little here but not as bad as blighty
Looks like similar stuff to India though as its not running away form the lawn yet
Nice big puddle outside

Well date set for the next job and we fly out in less than two weeks time, its raining there too but a little warmer

Meanwhile have a few managers tips
Managers tip number 1
A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Managers tip number 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”“Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk.
“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world” Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Managers tip number 3
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Managers tip number 4
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshìt might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Bonjour

Bonjour from the vendee

Yep been back calling ourselves trailer trash for a few weeks

Well the weather wasn't much good in the UK and the wine is much cheaper over here and the views are always much better, bon

Mrs Pimms is getting into training for the next travel blog over in the Seychelles

Mr Blender will be glad to get back to work

Meanwhile what else is happening around the place

Well the trailer trash park is winding down for the winter now and the bar only has a few bits of entertainment before we go

Quiz, came 4th as forgot

1- Who guards the vatican?

2- 5th planet from the sun?

3- Who sung Joe le taxi?

4- and several others

Tonight its screaching karoke , so mr blender will rest

Saturday its BBQ in the afternoon , we are all doomed to be wrecked by 6pm , oops

This and the Moules and frites , they are never the same outside of france , why is this?

More meanwhiles and the subject of oxymorons , fantastic wordsmiths with the letter A

1-Agree to Disagree

2-Airline Food

3-Almost Done

4-Alone Together

5-Amicable Divorce

6-Anarchy Rules!

7-Anxious Patient

8-Approximately Equa

9-Artificial Intelligence

10-Awfully

was told by an guy in India, Great Britain !

rgds

Mr and Mrs Blenders