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29 May 2007

I am not dead yet !

Hello readers, Mr Blenders is back

Well one has to work in the land of sacred cows and colourful scenery
I know bad grammer
Spotted a strange man wearing a fly me T shirt on a scooter, registration was 0747
Definately a good bit of thought gone into that.
Must be a Pilot , any comments ?

Meanwhile we have been to the UK for a small get together on a lovely couples BIG day.
Wonder why the Bride is rushing away soooooo fast with her new husband? Could she let us know as we couldn't get a good shot and the gravel in the carpark is still being shipped back from Luton.


Fantastic day with lots of sun from Delhi, Mr Blenders imported and customs didn't charge anything.
Gave a 100rps to the teacher at ourtable as she was telling her class all about India and its difference to the UK. Even told her what it was worth out here ( a days wages to the labourer or even our part time Housekeeper , Bunty)
Hope the class are impressed that you meet such intresting people

Spent a fortune on pants for Mrs Pimms and the young Miss Pimms, soon to be Mrs
Not overpants but underpants though they could be underpants covered by overpants or they might be overpants that are underpants, but you need to be in modest India to understand that

Good to see all you people back in blighty although have to appologise for taking the weather back with me , only 35 degrees today , but it did rain yesterday ( at night)
Come on ex work people, cheer up as its life out here
And Laura, yes that was Mr Blenders that paid you a visit , just a little bit of what he used to be before the big orange machine got hold of him , just wait till the next time you see me
The two pack will turn into a four pack, cant work too hard to make the six
Mrs Pimms will be ready for the tv programme by then ?

Well back in Gurgaon
Bunty cleaned up and the Mali managed to move the plants back into the house. All bar one but will show you that next time if you comment!!
Think it might be our family out here

Denis this is the sum of my gardening on 500rps a month, only thing is you can't eat them as only house plants and around 12 of them and Gerrard comes in 4 times a week to water, feed, move then around and dig up the soil, what a star.
Even clips Mary's Bush, the old money tree on the balcony??


Hope those that got one are suitably impressed at the extremely expensive, no monies saved, extremely hard to get out of a tin shack,with the rigt spillink, gorgeous lilac invites, disguised as a bar of chocolate!
Thanks Alen you ............................... Please comment on what you think should be here? piccie later.
Please do not eat them as you will get stomach crambs that may result in a bit of "Delhi Belly"
There again could somepeople that are not coming along consume this and use it as an excuse, we will understand. Honest guv!

Start counting down to Mr Blenders speech on the day , thanks to Marrions stepdad for some hints and tips and what was that about A1, is it a road or a cell or just an expression ?


And now For something completely different

Meanwhile whats with the title?
But before that, sorry to my Finnish friends . Heh you can take a joke or two
Well its based on a well known show in the west end that starts about Finland
You know the one

In Finland boy we like to drink
Because its never, never ever hot
We start to drink one winters day
And end up finishing sometime in May
And then , we start again as like it or not
To down a schnapps it is an art
And the downside is it makes you %*^t
To sup some more now thats not fair
Oops I fallen , down the stairs
Well you will just have to go and see for yourself and dont forget the bottle of champers as Mrs Pimms laughed her distintive laugh before, during and after it!


I think the gym intructor will like the T shirt or "I,m not dead yet" , might make we work a bit harder though

Well its a bye to a cloudy rainy blighty and will leave you with the old tower bridge to ponder all your thoughts on

Meanwhile





"I'm not dead yet" but will be after the gym on saturday

Mr Blenders

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