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Well surpise surpise , update whatever it is but onto some ramblings about Delhi transport
The top 3
A are a load of old bullocks , the desert pulls its load and room for a very small person only , somewhere !!!

Still not seen the elusive 4 people and a dog on a bike , so you will have
to do with this
Its how to keep the carbon footprint in India down at 2 tons
per person compared with the uk at 11 tons per person .
Come on UK catch up !!!! Get onto your new PM , such a good person he his and from the best of breed like all the top jobs.




Out here you can really go upmarket and I am sure there
was room on the front for another person but the speed may
of dropped a little from 5km per hr to 3 , so long as you were not in a hurry a bargain at a 10 puppies , and it beats walking in the heat
Never mind, as all ithis take place in ISTime, so manyana





Mr Blenders drive to work , sorry Mr Blenders drivers drive to work
looks like this as he turns out to go under the NH8 from
F603 hotel.
Cars come with that added extra at a cost , wing mirrors if you look closely at the white one . Cheapscate indeed!!!
But then there is never anything behind you , honest, well just the car that wants to get infront




Last but not least to have a ponder on is the love of the great game,
paper, scissors or rock, opps wrong piccie
No its the right one for Mrs Pimms from MR Blenders
Not so sure on the ginger hair though , seen too many Indian guys with this colour and it does look strange
Something to do with vanity is it Kam?
Just don't go to work with a Ginge on or they will know now what your weakness is

Lots of Indian people play this game every day whilst crossing the road , but they have become so predictable as they always use upturned paper in thier attempt to win, now I should point out that being cocooned inside a large metal object is a bonus when playing this game, more so when you are being driven at speed along the middle of the road. We eventually apply some deceleration in the form of jumping hard on the brakes , but adds to the distrations of playing the game
Please Mr Indian, this is really not the time to ask the vehicle speeding towards you ( for the Indian that wishes to play this is ) if it is paper, stone or scissors?
I know, you will always use an uphanded palm for paper and as the responce to that is my scissors you always lose.
( pointing upwards will always beat you in the game) so start being creative before you are run down , sorry beaten in this game. Or run a but quicker!!!!!!

As an example, Mr Blenders always uses stone against any passengers/drivers wishing to play when he crosses the road, although sometimes upturned scissors with one blade missing, usually the right one, seems to win him the game, but then thats just him.

You can practice this at home or in the office but should only do this in private, as it is not recommended infront of
,french due to aginacourt, they may take you for an archer , german, spanish , irish, latvians called Lauris, and definately not the scots, you will always lose, big time, these people are experts at this international sport and if you beat them then run away quickly to celebrate your victory or you will lose the return match

Well , hope you enjoyed this little ramble , and

Namaste