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5 Nov 2007

India broadens the mind and opens the bowels

Hi Delhi Bellyites




Yep , did you know the about half of the foreign visitors to the sub-continent fall victim to to debilititing diarrhoea after being poisoned by food or water
Its normally one of these little things , well many of them



Well after a year in Delhi it was Mr Blenders turn.

Last week he visited Mumbia ( Bombay as its airport code is still BOM) for an Indian aviation conference, now that was tuesday/wednesday .


A fantasic 5* hotel on the beach ( not that he went swimming) . Tuesday nights meal was a salad followed by Indian veggies , wednesday lunch more Indian veggies.
Met the team at the Airport on wednesday night and had samosas and a nice cucumber sauce

Friday night was party night with the company Diwali get together , punjabi dancing , bollywood babes, lots of smart people in traditional costume, a few glasses of wine and some blenders.
But did have one piece of fish and a veggie thing. Mistake no one as delhi is a long , long way away form the sea
The result , feel terrible on Saturday and missed the gym, well I had to do all the housework, get the shopping and fall asleep lots , even in bed early for a change.
Sunday , oho, whats all that belly grumblings and why do I keep visiting the throne
Time for the magic pill , me thinks , too late though as now I dowt know which end is more important , bucket at hand for the throne visit all sunday night.
Monday after not much sleep on the throne , another pill and a very rare day off work , sleeping and reduced visits to the little room.
Drinking lots and lots of H2O with a tinge of orange to keep me fluid
Now whats the message , well its one of lifes risks here in Delhi and stay away from fish
As a plus , I must be a lot lighter than I was last week , just have to make sure its not the 4 and a half pack thats wasting away but the remainder of fatty bits left to trim up
Well all for now as off to the little room

Mr Blenders


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