Computer say no

He he bloggits

Well where in the world is Mr Blenders and Mrs Pimms and just what sort of adventures have they been up to recently?

Mrs Pimms big Sis , twinny sis , big bro and twinny the drugs shop owner , ok and janet paid a visit

We knew janet would enjoy India as she has many relatives here?

We normally see then walking down the middle of the road on all fours, but also seen in very green pastures , chewing the cud?

9 Days in Kerela for the clan or whatever it is you call a bunch of family

Followed up by a little visit to Jiaphur, Jhodpur minus Big Bro and Moo Moo "Janet" but Mr blenders took thier place

Best moments

1-Park in Jiaphur where a little girl on a swing was overheard by Mr Blender making some remarks and laughing at the "hati's" walking one behind the other. Oops

And there wasn't any elephants in the park!!

And now you know where "hati Jakes" gets her nickname for all those that remeber her

Like the water spout at the temple?

We prefer bottled

2-Arriving in India and enjoying a little bit of scottish country dancing at F603 in Gurgaon with a load of Indian and UK friends , surreal !!!

3-Drinking some foul tasting fermented coconut drink, yuck, yucj , yuck

4- The backwaters on a very BIG boat in kelela

5-Just India

Where next?

Jaiphur is worth the visit , lots more relics but not many gorras around at this time of the year

The Blue City or Sun City as the locals refer to it

Lots of sights along with electrifying beer that they sell all over India

A Little bit of Britain , or as we all laughed at " Little Britain was next

Jhodpur had 4 of us rolling around the floor after checking out and checking back into a hotel after we found out our flight was cancelled

Well you do not want to risk the taxi to Delhi at night , so we had to go back and finish the cocktail menu in the hotel

Fans of Little Britain will love this

Having asked for our old rooms back we were told by the girl behind reception after she puched a few keys, paused and punched a few more that that

"the computer says NO"

yep, we had to ask twice as fell about laughing the first time, and we did get different rooms

Next

Another Raj moment for everyone on the way to a little palace just outside the city

Amer to give it the correct pronunciation

Meanwhile, on our return we find out we have 1 lac of new pets on the "backside" balcony
What's a lac you ask , well click on the picture and start counting

100,000 Bees , bees and more bees, arranged to have the maintenance people around to apply a little heat to them when they were asleep. It worked and some fresh honeycomb on toast for breakfast

Bit of a blackened balcony roof and masses of little black blobs on the lawn 6 floors down though

Lastly or for now we have the backside of the post

Indian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health India suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing..

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alchol may Mack you tink you kan type reel gode.

and finally

HOW A MAN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her and go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW A WOMAN CAN IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked or Bring Whisky.

Nanitieeeeeeeese, hick

Mr Blender and Mrs Pimms